Honey? HONEY?! MORON!!

 

 

The crisis must find a place in every man’s daily prayer… It is somewhat funny how most men would cry déjà vu, while women, the insatiable motor-mouths, put their love through fiery trials every time they insist on salvaging “deary’s” opinion about how often the curtains might need washing from the din of the final moments of an Indo-Pak ODI. Try talking to a man in such moments and a mumble is all you might hear. And the man sure is smitten if you do, for lesser lovers would not have heard you, and not out of choice, but because at such a time a man is literally ‘deaf’. His otherwise brilliantly analytical brain fails him in such situations, while women find it a walk in the park.

The point I am trying to bring home – every home – is that men and women being equal is perhaps the biggest fallacy in the history of mankind. Drop the rolling pin, ma’am and stop cowering sir, and realise that a woman’s brain works differently (not slowly, not poorly, just differently) than that of a man’s. Men go limp(!); at least when it comes to performing multiple er… tasks, a feat (and here I refer to the obvious dexterity and not the metaphor) mastered by women.

Let’s face it guys, a woman could update you on how her day was, pick up the dishes from the dinner table, and simultaneously make mental note of stuff she has to do the next day, without breaking a sweat or the dishes while you’d need three different brains to accomplish the same. The bottom-line is that while both men and women can multi-task, the men are beaten hollow in both quality and quantity. Concede boys, this battle is lost, but the war has just begun, and next time, don’t bother with chivalry

Erasmus, the philosopher once famously said, (and the world shamelessly and flippantly re-quoted, over and over again - and who am I to challenge tradition?) “Women, can’t live with them, can’t live without them”. So what is it that keeps both men and women interested in each other in spite of the differences? Simple, opposites attract!

Which is why – ‘unions’ without exception (unless male Praying Mantises might want to reconsider) are ‘between’ the sexes. You could, of course, choose for yourself!!